Beauty’s Most Wanted: 9 Sinfully Stylish Mug Shots
Nine glam fugitives are on the loose, packing white liner, crimson lips and illegal amounts of attitude. MO puts out the APB.
MO has launched a manhunt for nine glam gals who are running fashionably amok.
It’s beauty bedlam, and we’ve put out APBs—and will stop at nothing to nab these unlawfully chic ladies.
Keep your eyes peeled; the fugitives are so wickedly trendy we’re almost considering joining their gang. Which begs the question:
Are these ladies criminally insane, or just crazy, sexy cool?
Vanessa “Foxy Cleopatra” Lawson
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Wanted for: Packing extreme white heat
Don’t let her Beyoncé-in-Goldmember style fool you. This suspect’s brightening white eyeliner, presumed to be Stila’s Empress Smudge Stick, will stop you dead in your tracks.
Evidence: Stila Smudge Stick Waterproof Eyeliner in Empress
Mary “Mod Over Matter” Michaelson
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Wanted for: Criminal mod mischief
Known for rocking ‘60s styles and defacing modern fashion, suspect was last spotted on the run in these cool Jeffrey Campbell Platform Boots.
Evidence: Jeffrey Campbell What Shoe in Blue Nubuck
Rita “Color Crazy” Workman
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Wanted for: Willful failure to follow fashion rules
Defying all mainstream fashion edicts, suspect was last seen sporting a heavily smudged smoky eye in three shades of Too Faced’s Exotic Eyeshadow.
Evidence: Too Faced Exotic Color Intense Eye Shadow Singles
Lucinda “Retro Red” Jones
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Wanted for: Criminally crimson lips
Suspect was last spotted at a downtown department store, working the MAC counter for extra samples of Ruffian Red.
Evidence: MAC Cosmetics Ruffian Red Lipstick
Tina “Sleek and Smooth” Crawford
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Wanted for: Defying frizz
She’s way too stylish to be an innocent beauty bystander. Suspect is armed with an amazing, geometric mane, which she’ll protect at all costs.
Evidence: John Frieda Frizz-Ease Secret Weapon Flawless Finishing Cream
Faye “Grungy” Frank
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Wanted for: Indecent 1990’s-era exposure
Suspect was last seen wearing wine-stained lips and plenty of flannel, picking up a vintage pair of Dr. Martens.
Evidence: Dr. Martens Tadita Black Darkened Mirage Boots
Julie “Plum Princess” Jamieson
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Wanted for: Disorderly Victorian-goth conduct
Suspect has concocted a drop-dead gorgeous mixture of Gothic style and Victorian-era chic. She fashionably conceals her fingerprints behind these Lanvin Leather Gloves.
Evidence: Lanvin Lambskin Opera-Length Gloves
Cindy “Too Pretty in Pink” Chapman
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Wanted for: Possession of extreme pink hues
Suspect is reportedly Sanrio obsessed and goes nowhere without her NARS Yorokobi Super-Orgasm Set.
Evidence: NARS Yorokobi Kabuki Super-Orgasm Set
Karen “Crazy Cat-Eye” Silva
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Wanted for: Unlawfully long liner length
Suspect has a history of liquid liner abuse and is considered dangerous—when armed with Benefit’s Magic Ink Eyeliner.
Evidence: Benefit Magic Ink Liquid Eyeliner
Warning: Suspects may be heavily armed with the most-wanted beauty products around.
From the MO print archive: this story first ran in The Future Issue of Meets Obsession Magazine.
- Photographer: Jesse Fox
- Makeup: Rachel Lisa for MAC Cosmetics
- Hair: Katie Brown DeLong for Parlour Salon
- Wardrobe: Bessi Bruns for On The Prowl Vintage
- Models: Anh Tran, Ashley Marie Bowman, Kayla Essex, Kelsey Tadlock, Nomi Boutross, Riana Topper, Taylor Thompson